May 11, 2002: Atlantis Women Win the Isle of
        Mull Sevens: 
      
    (The World's Most Sociable Sevens)
      
    (Atlantis tournament #91)
        by Emil Signes
        May 19, 2002
        SEPTEMBER 2, 2013 (rev. Sept 5)
      
        
      
        
        
      
      
     Men & Women Champions: Heriots of
          Edinburgh & Atlantis
      Atlantis players, L to R: Dana Kuchta &
          Heather Heaton, below, Laura McDonald, Joan Norton, Val
          Griffeth, 
      Katrinka Blunt, Brandy McDaniel, Ashley
          Farmer, Sue Barnak, Sarah Sall
      Men & Women Champions: Heriots of
          Edinburgh & Atlantis
      Atlantis players, L to R: Dana Kuchta &
          Heather Heaton, below, Laura McDonald, Joan Norton, Val
          Griffeth, 
      Katrinka Blunt, Brandy McDaniel, Ashley
          Farmer, Sue Barnak, Sarah Sall
      
      Isle of Mull, 11 May 2002.  A young Atlantis women’s
      side traveled to the Isle of Mull to participate in the “Isle of
      Mull West Highland and Island Sevens,” where they emerged as
      popular champions.  In addition, Atlantis co-captain Katrinka
      Blunt was selected as the tournament’s Outstanding Player. 
      Finally, tournament social activities demonstrated why this
      tournament bills itself as “The World’s Most Sociable Sevens.” 
      
      I’d heard of the Mull Sevens for several years, and finally
      tracked down tournament organizer Duncan Swinbanks.  Duncan
      was very gracious both in inviting us and also in accommodating
      our many requests.
      
    
    Final.  Atlantis 33
          Kirkcaldy 5.  
    
    
      It was a surprise – a pleasant one – to see numbered among our
      opponents in the final one Jody Bender, long-time regular fixture
      on the Northeast rugby scene.  A former member of Gotham and
      Monmouth Rugby Clubs and a solid select-side player, Jody showed
      that in her late 30s she still can play the game with anyone.
      
      The weather was typically Scottish – temperatures in the low 50s,
      a cold wind blowing from the north, and the sky alternating from
      bright sunshine to showers (sometimes both simultaneously!) 
      Luckily the showers, although occurring throughout the day,
      comprised only about 10% of the total time. 
      
    
     Two finalists - Kircaldy, left, and Atlantis,
          piped onto field for final.
      Two finalists - Kircaldy, left, and Atlantis,
          piped onto field for final. 
          Jody Bender is the second Kircaldy player from the
          left, between our co-captains Katrinka and Heather.
    
      Kirkcaldy (pronounced “Kir-CODD-ee”) scored first in the final –
      the only score against Atlantis in the tournament – when
      unrelenting pressure in the Atlantis 22 following the opening
      kickoff eventually led to a Kirkcaldy try. 
      
      Atlantis continued to struggle until the 6 minute mark, when a
      Dana Kuchta try and Val Griffeth conversion gave them a 7-5
      lead.  Then, near the end of the 10-minute half, Brandy
      McDaniel took her opponent to the sideline, and with inches to
      spare, roared by her for a 60-meter try.  Although the half
      time score was only 14-5, Brandy’s try was a big moment: that’s
      when I felt Kirkcaldy would have no answer.
      
      Two more Kuchta tries in the 2nd half gave her a hat trick and MVP
      Blunt added the final try.  Val Griffeth had 4
      conversions.  For their championship effort Atlantis was
      awarded the tournament’s “Pink Cup.” 
      
      
     Following final.  Heather Heaton holds
          championship Pink Cup
      Others: Dana, Sue, Laura, Val, Joan, Ashley,
          Katrinka, Brandy, Sarah
      Following final.  Heather Heaton holds
          championship Pink Cup
      Others: Dana, Sue, Laura, Val, Joan, Ashley,
          Katrinka, Brandy, Sarah
    
    Atlantis’ Squad 
    
    
      May 11 was potentially a tough weekend to find players.  The
      national 15s squad was in Spain for the World Cup along with
      numerous supporters, the Sweet 16 not only eliminated the
      availability of players from those 16 clubs but also all players
      that thought their team was in contention to make the Sweet
      16.  Finally there were numerous college graduations that
      weekend.  Nevertheless, it is a measure of the depth and
      distribution of talent in US women’s rugby that we were still able
      to assemble such a capable squad. The team: 
    
    
    
    
      
        
          | Name 
 | Age 
 | Club 
 | Select-Side(s) 
 | 
        
          | Sue Barnak 
 | 25 
 | Maulie Maguires 
 | MARFU 7s 
 | 
        
          | Katrinka Blunt 
 | 25 
 | BASH 
 | USA 7s, PCRFU 15s 
 | 
        
          | Ashley Farmer 
 | 20 
 | West Chester U. 
 | MARFU U23 15s 
 | 
        
          | Val Griffeth 
 | 20 
 | Colorado College 
 | NRU 7s, West 15s 
 | 
        
          | Heather Heaton 
 | 28 
 | Keystone 
 | ERU, MARFU 15s 
 | 
        
          | Dana Kuchta 
 | 28 
 | Lady Hammerheads 
 | MARFU, South, US Dev't 15s 
 | 
        
          | Brandy McDaniel 
 | 22 
 | Ozark Ladies 
 | West 7s & 15s 
 | 
        
          | Laura McDonald 
 | 22 
 | Air Force Academy 
 | West, US U-23 15s 
 | 
        
          | Joan Norton 
 | 21 
 | Worcester Polytech 
 | NRU U-23 15s 
 | 
        
          | Sarah Sall 
 | 24 
 | Brandywine 
 | MARFU 15s 
 | 
      
    
    
      
      Merri Sellers of Keystone, a member of the original squad, was
      sadly injured 2 weeks prior to departure and replaced by
      Kuchta.  The team average age was a young 23.
       
      Emil Signes was the coach and Beet McKinnon the physio.
      
      Note of 2013: One bitter moment occurred
          when, a couple weeks before the event, I had to cancel the
          men's team scheduled to come on the tour as well.  5 of
          them realized that their club had a chance to be playing in
          the D-2 Sweet Sixteen and dropped out. I blocked so much out
          that I don't even remember the club; I think it was Doylestown
          and I think they ended up getting knocked out before the Sweet
          16. It was unfortunate.  (Pissed me off too.)
      
    
    Isle of Mull Sevens 
      
    
    
      From the tournament program:  “The Isle of Mull Sevens
      Tournament brings together rugby clubs from all over the West
      Highlands and Islands along with guests . . . by doing this we
      hope to promote rugby in Scotland’s West Highlands and
      Islands.  The very social nature of rugby and the fact that
      it is a game for all weathers makes it an ideal sport for our
      isolated rural areas where long trips and overnight stays are
      commonplace.  Mull’s geographic position in the centre of
      this remote area makes it the perfect setting for a competition of
      this nature.”
      
      The men’s tournament began in 1985 and the women’s tournament in
      1992.  The Mull organizers noted that this was a special
      event: the 10th anniversary of the dual tournament combined with
      the appearance of the Atlantis women.
      
      Last year, the tournament was cancelled because of the terrible
      foot and mouth epidemic that ravaged the British Isles, and that
      on top of the wettest winter ever engendered fears that the
      momentum of the last decade would be lost.  It needn’t have,
      as the tournament was a great success. 
      
      
     Advertisement for the Mull Sevens prominently
          featuring Atlantis' appearance
      Advertisement for the Mull Sevens prominently
          featuring Atlantis' appearance
      
    
    The Isle of Mull  
    
    
      Part of the remote region of Scotland known as the “West Highland
      and Islands,” the Isle of Mull has 300 miles of coastline yet
      supports less than 3,000 residents (compared to more than 10,000
      in 1821).  The island’s largest community – Tobermory (pop.
      < 1000) – consists largely of about a half-mile strip of shops
      along the Sound of Mull, and walking the strip and seeing the
      number of shops one can see that the island’s main source of
      revenue is the tourism industry.
      
      It is a beautiful island, and from both the lounge of our hotel –
      the Glenforsa in Salen – and the rugby pitch in Garmony -- we
      could look across the Sound of Mull to the Scottish mainland.
      
    
    From Newark to Mull
    
    
      
     
    Early arrivals at EWR. Left: Ashley, Heather,
          Laura, Sarah // Right: Beet & Emil
      Early arrivals at EWR. Left: Ashley, Heather,
          Laura, Sarah // Right: Beet & Emil
          
           
   
          Beet thrilled to be in Scotland; Val, however, has to report
          lost luggage
          
           
   
  
          L to R: Ferry to Mull.  Ashley and Joan en route. 
          We pass a lighthouse
          
           
   
  
          L to R: We pass Duart Castle, ancient home of the Clan
          MacLean. Boat near Craignure. Dock at Craignure.
          
        
    
     
   
      Left: Mull (marked "A") in context of
          British Isles // Right: Val Griffeth points out where on Mull
          we've landed
    
      
    
    The Knife Incident
      
    
    
      The tour began inauspiciously with 2 members missing flights from
      their points of origin.  Brandy McDaniel found the door to
      her plane already closed when she arrived at the El Paso airport,
      but Dana (“Dagger”) Kuchta’s misadventure was far more
      interesting.  
      
      Firstly, the passport that had been promised to arrive on Tuesday
      morning got to her house on Wednesday morning at 11 AM.  She
      therefore missed her 1 PM flight from Miami (a 2 hour
      drive).  Scheduled on a later flight that still would have
      got her to NY in time to get to our Newark to Glasgow flight, she
      was surprised to see security agents called to gather about her
      backpack as it was stopped in the X-Ray device.  The bag,
      borrowed from a member of the Naples (FL) men’s team, had been
      empty to her eyes and she had packed it.
      
      They made several attempts to spot something that had been picked
      out by the machine, with no luck.  The entire contents of the
      bag were removed, and – after a lot more time searching – security
      finally found a long hunting knife, unsheathed, sitting in a
      crevice of her bag.  Dana was, to put it mildly, shocked.
      
      Following several hours of intense interrogation she was released
      (“you’re lucky, you’re the first person we’ve caught doing this
      since 9/11 that hasn’t been thrown in jail at least
      overnight”).  Joining up with the team that night had now
      become quite impossible.  
      
      Luckily both Brandy and Dana met up with us on Friday.  For
      them, however, an already short trip became literally just a
      weekend in Scotland.
      
      Note of 2013: I remember speaking to
          someone - perhaps Dana's mother? - from the airport and
          getting a very brief summary of Dana's problems.  The
          thing is, I don't remember how, unless I called home to check
          in: it was to be 3 years before I got a cell phone, and I
          don't think many of the tour party had cell phones at that
          time.  A mere 11 years later, the difficulty of getting
          incoming phone calls in those days is hard to
          remember.  As she knew as early as 11 AM that she was
          going to miss the first flight, she may have called me before
          I left home.  Ditto Brandy.
      
     Warming up at field before our first
          practice.
      I see I'm staring at ground; hopefully
          I'm at least thinking
      Warming up at field before our first
          practice.
      I see I'm staring at ground; hopefully
          I'm at least thinking
      
    
    Tobermory
    
    
      During the day Friday we visited the small (pop. 700) and
      beautiful town of Tobermory, where we wandered and did some
      souvenir shopping.
      
      Sue, who had brought her bear as a companion, found a shop housing
      some of his distant relatives (and a reference to us in the window
      as well).
      
    
    
        Sue, her bear, and on the other side of the glass,
          relatives ... and an announcement of our coming
      
      
     The beautiful main street of Tobermory
      The beautiful main street of Tobermory
          
        
    
    
      We gather (still minus 2) for a team
          picture in Tobermory
        L to R: Sarah, Beet, Joan, Sue, Laura, Heather,
          Val, Katrinka, Ashley, Emil
    
        Note of 2013: Many people who have been on Atlantis tours
          (and US Women Sevens' tours) will know "the murder
          game."  The US women, on tour of New Zealand in 2001, had
          a practice in Mount Manganui with NZ coach Gordon
          Tietjens.  He told us of a game the NZ men played - a
          murderer was chosen (secretly and by lot), who then had to
          murder everyone (by telling them individually how they were to
          die) before he was caught.  It caught on with us, and I
          remember us playing it on this tour.  I remember because
          I ended up being the murderer and successfully murdered
          everyone before our bus left Tobermory. :)
      
      
     
    Left: Heading from Tobermory to get our
          teammates (we're on one-lane road; that car facing us had to
          back up)
      Left: Heading from Tobermory to get our
          teammates (we're on one-lane road; that car facing us had to
          back up) 
          Our bus driver Robert can be seen in the rear-view mirror
      Right: Finally Dana and Brandy arrive on the
          incoming boat
    Three practice sessions were
        followed by a Friday evening co-ed game of flag rugby with
        Atlantis mixed in with members of Mull’s men’s team (“we’re
        trying to tire you out” was the explanation, and it was
        believable). 
        
        We also got to watch a mini-rugby tournament with some very
        talented youngsters.  A couple of them got to be big fans
        of ours, and youngsters Angus MacCallum (age 8) and Jamie
        MacLean even warmed up with the team preceding the tournament
        final.
      
     With some of our supporters on
            game day
       Unfortunately I don't remember
            if our friends Angus MacCallum and/or Jamie MacLean were
            among them
      With some of our supporters on
            game day
       Unfortunately I don't remember
            if our friends Angus MacCallum and/or Jamie MacLean were
            among them 
      
    
    
    Tournament Day  
    
    
      When we got to the grounds we ran into a gentleman called Norman,
      dressed in Scottish Highlander number ones. Beet - William
      McKinnon - proud of his Scots heritage, insisted on a
      picture.  When Dana saw us - perhaps intoxicated from her
      earlier experience - she immediately reached for Norman's dagger.
      
      
     
    Left: Beet, Norman and Emil // Right:
          Dana goes for Norman's dagger
      Left: Beet, Norman and Emil // Right:
          Dana goes for Norman's dagger
      On game day we were finally able to take a full team picture!
      
    
     We're all together now
      Standing: Beet, Dana ("Dagger"), Joan,
          Heather, Ashley, Brandy, Katrinka, Emil
      Kneeling: Sarah, Sue, Val, Laura
      We're all together now
      Standing: Beet, Dana ("Dagger"), Joan,
          Heather, Ashley, Brandy, Katrinka, Emil
      Kneeling: Sarah, Sue, Val, Laura 
    
      
      
     When the sun was shining, which it did most of
          the day, it was a beautiful day for rugby
      When the sun was shining, which it did most of
          the day, it was a beautiful day for rugby
      
       When it rained, however - we had a few short
          spells during the day - it got a bit dreary
      When it rained, however - we had a few short
          spells during the day - it got a bit dreary
      
     And after the rain comes the rainbow ...
      And after the rain comes the rainbow ... 
          This is Atlantis kit on the field, but it is Inverness, who
          borrowed our jerseys due to a color conflict, playing
          
          
          This was the team hangout, as long as it wasn't rainingc
        
      Atlantis began its day with a convincing 38-0 victory over Glasgow
      Southern followed by a 27-0 victory, featuring a Brandy McDaniel
      hat trick, over a tough Inverness side.  Perhaps our best
      performance of all was the semifinal, where we scored 10 tries in
      a 52-0 victory over Watsonians of Edinburgh.
      
      Both men’s semifinals (Stirling over Glasgow Hawks and Heriots
      over an invitational side featuring many good players including
      former Scotland captain Rob Wainwright) and the final (a victory
      by Heriots over Stirling) were excellent games and very
      high-quality sevens.
      
      Awards were also given for the best West Highland teams (M &
      W) and these were won by Mull and Inverness, respectively.
      
      In the women’s bracket, Atlantis was the class of the tourney, and
      we were repeatedly praised for the quality of our players and
      their play.  Tournament organizers felt this would result in
      more Scottish women’s teams taking on the challenges of serious
      sevens and that the level across the board would be elevated.
      
      
     Awards for Outstanding Male and Female Player
      Awards for Outstanding Male and Female Player
      There was some grumbling among the Scottish women players that we
      “took sevens too seriously.”  I’ve been hearing those
      comments for more than 20 years.  With the advent of the
      World Series of Sevens, however, this attitude is changing. 
      This year there has been consistently good sevens play coming from
      England, including an amazing and historic Hong Kong championship
      this year.
      
      It’s tough – but rewarding – being a missionary.
      
    
    Atlantis
            Scores
    
    
      
        
          | PF 
 | Opponent 
 | PA 
 | 
        
          | 38 
 | Glasgow Southern 
 | 0 
 | 
        
          | 27 
 | Inverness 
 | 0 
 | 
        
          | 52 
 | Watsonians 
 | 0 
 | 
        
          | 33 
 | Kircaldy 
 | 5 
 | 
        
          | 150 
 | Total 
 | 5 
 | 
      
    
    
      
    
    Atlantis Individual Scoring
          Summary
    
    
      
        
          | Name 
 | Tries 
 | Conv. 
 | Points 
 | 
        
          | Griffeth 
 | 2 
 | 15 
 | 40 
 | 
        
          | Kuchta 
 | 6 
 | 0 
 | 30 
 | 
        
          | McDaniel 
 | 6 
 | 0 
 | 30 
 | 
        
          | Blunt 
 | 4 
 | 0 
 | 20 
 | 
        
          | McDonald 
 | 3 
 | 0 
 | 15 
 | 
        
          | Farmer 
 | 2 
 | 0 
 | 10 
 | 
        
          | Barnak 
 | 1 
 | 0 
 | 5 
 | 
        
          | Total 
 | 24 
 | 15 
 | 150 
 | 
        
          | Opposition 
 | 1 
 | 0 
 | 5 
 | 
      
    
    
    
    
      
    The World’s Most Sociable
          Sevens  
    
    
      The Mull Sevens is proud to refer to itself as “the world’s most
      sociable sevens,” and it certainly is doing its part to earn the
      title.
      
      Friday evening (after our second practice and flag rugby –
      certainly not a typical Atlantis “day before the tournament”!)
      there was a ceilidh (pronounced “KAY-lee”) at the clubhouse, where
      traditional Scottish music was played and the tourists were
      encouraged to join in traditional Scottish dances with the locals
      (and accepted). On top of too much running, we went to a Friday
      night party - unheard of!  But then this was the first time
      we'd been to the world's most sociable sevens.
      
       
    
     
   
    Left: part of the Céilidh band
        on Friday night
      Center: a still photo does a disservice
          to Katrinka; she was actually dancing
      Left: part of the Céilidh band
        on Friday night
      Center: a still photo does a disservice
          to Katrinka; she was actually dancing
        Right: two local girls dancing
    
      Saturday following the tournament both
      the clubhouse and a big tent outside the clubhouse were the scene
      of large gatherings of participants celebrating the tournament
      until late in the evening: 2 AM for those of us that had to take
      the last bus back to our hotel, later for those teams camping out
      on the rugby club’s grounds.
      
      The tournament party had a theme – Stetsons and Sporrans – and we
      did our part.  The Sporran part of the outfit comprised
      sequined stars-and-stripes fanny packs (well, “bum bags”: one
      can’t say “fanny pack” in the UK without eliciting a shocked
      look).
      
      
     Team at party in tournament theme:
          "Stetsons & Sporrans"
      Team at party in tournament theme:
          "Stetsons & Sporrans"
      
     
    Left: party on, there's no games tomorrow! //
          Right: on the overcrowded last bus
      Left: party on, there's no games tomorrow! //
          Right: on the overcrowded last bus
    
    The Passport Incident
    
    
      Even the return trip was not without incident.  It was on the
      ferry from Mull to Oban that Ashley Farmer received a phone call
      from the hotel informing her that she had left her passport in her
      room. Panicked for a moment, she was then told that the pilot of a
      private plane parked on a dirt landing strip behind the Glenforsa
      was having tea at the hotel, and was told of her situation. 
      He flew the passport to Oban and we were on our way. All's well
      that ends well.
      
    
     The plane that brought Ashley's passport from
          Mull
      The plane that brought Ashley's passport from
          Mull
        
        
         
   
        Left: Ashley with her savior and her folder // Right:
          With passport, now Ashley can continue home
    
      Our bus driver Robert took us for a scenic drive, stopping at Loch
      Lomond, and to our hotel in Glasgow.  After a final evening
      exploring downtown Glasgow night spots, we were – too early in the
      morning – on the way to the airport and a return to the real
      world.
      
      
      
     
    When I was a lad, one of my mother's favorite
          songs included the line "by the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch
          Lomond
      When I was a lad, one of my mother's favorite
          songs included the line "by the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch
          Lomond"
    
So I made sure we made a
          quick stop.  A nice farewell to Scotland 
    
    
      (2013: Beet's chicken appears in many
          pictures on this tour, and I think was involved in several
          rituals, though I don't remember the details.  Here is
          one picture, and a threatening note that appeared after the
          chicken went missing.)
      
      
     
    Left: The chicken on the bus's steering wheel.
          After the finebook disappears, the chicken does too.
      Right: Ransom note
      Left: The chicken on the bus's steering wheel.
          After the finebook disappears, the chicken does too.
      Right: Ransom note
      Another Atlantis tour is over; bring on the next one!